This is an old joke I made a long time ago. Sometimes the dumbest jokes are the best.
Let me announce to you here that comic strips you create late at night while half-asleep can seem genius at the moment, but when you wake up, you have no idea what the heck you just wrote. Sadly, as you can see here, I learned that the hard way.
Captain America perfectly describes our country: War, steroids, and big men in tight suits.